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Special Demotivational Poster


SPECIAL FORCES - No Yellow Busses Here Thank You




HAVE I GOT THIS RIGHT? -


TAGS: takes a special person
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Airman

EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 4:33 pm, #239078
Teachers can pray, IF they follow Jesus's instructions per Matthew 6:5
GreyScorpion - March 26, 2010, 9:20 am, #166923
teachers can pray, they just can't lead the pledge of alligance because of the phrase "under god" contained with in
anotherguy - March 26, 2010, 8:26 am, #166922
Never heard of teachers not allowed to pray. Who forbits teachers to pray and how do they enforce this rule?
Airman - March 25, 2010, 10:25 am, #166773
ahh, I get it Ice. It was so long ago, I really don't remember. Certainly not in 4th grade, where I spent most of the time on a stool in the corner. He used other names
lesterinside - March 24, 2010, 10:48 pm, #166716
Teachers are the most abused professionals here in the Philippines, Mr. Airman. 5Ls
ICEMAN - March 24, 2010, 7:45 pm, #166674
What? Your teacher never called you little man?
Airman - March 24, 2010, 6:58 pm, #166659
Little Man?
Airman - March 24, 2010, 6:58 pm, #166658
THANKS! My wife will see this.. she is a teacher. Should be a good night!
spacedog - March 24, 2010, 6:48 pm, #166657
5 gold stars and a :)
Derek - March 24, 2010, 5:30 pm, #166633
Ditto. Teaching's a big ask.
ICEMAN - March 24, 2010, 5:30 pm, #166632
Nice Airman. 5 Gold Stars for you little man.
CANADA - March 24, 2010, 5:16 pm, #166630
I'm against religion in schools, but good poster Airman
John R - March 24, 2010, 5:13 pm, #166627
it's funny, BECAUSE it's true. 5 cats..
JLBachs - March 24, 2010, 5:04 pm, #166621
Public schools are a prime example of socialism in action. Get government out of the education business.
Bovee - March 24, 2010, 4:49 pm, #166613
5L's for the truth. I would pay more taxes if it helped my kids in school without question.
Iconoclast - March 24, 2010, 4:40 pm, #166608
Oh, by the way. We also want to pay you on the level of a laborer in the Public Works Department, and yet blame you for the high taxes.
GreyScorpion - March 24, 2010, 4:34 pm, #166606
5L


STATE TROPPER IN MINNESOTA - Permit to Carry - Valid


TAGS: glock 38 special 45 automatic
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by ughomer

project28 - May 7, 2013, 2:07 pm, #245587
Tropper?
tomyironmane - May 4, 2013, 11:52 pm, #245539
This lady... I like her already.
mariand - January 23, 2013, 3:36 am, #242757
lol...good'n
CloudchaserS - January 23, 2013, 2:15 am, #242755
I don't CC, but if I did, I'd have a note attached to my permit saying "I shouldn't need this, the 2nd amendment is my permit"


EXPEDITIONARY WARFARE SPECIALIST (EXW) - Not for the faint-hearted.




SPECIAL OLYMPICS - Warming Our Hearts As Hell Warms Our Bodies.




INNER BEAUTY -


TAGS: beauty book movie special effects
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by gas

mariand - September 18, 2011, 4:50 pm, #224406
LOL... am5ome
gas - September 16, 2011, 6:37 pm, #224367
xD thanks
spacedog - September 16, 2011, 6:30 pm, #224364
Great poster. 5L
Reality Lord - September 16, 2011, 5:53 pm, #224362

and yet another ga5 poster fav'd. nice


VALENTINES DAY - Its 4:55pm and your hunting for the elusive 'Perfect Gift'... do not panic.., we've found it..!!




THAT’S RIGHT -


TAGS: that s right veterans special
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by ronsart

asdf - September 7, 2009, 5:32 pm, #115783
Motifakes use to be better
... - August 16, 2009, 10:04 pm, #108865
Oh Yeah! Me, my dad, and my grandpa. yep, total agreement with!
KDP3 - August 16, 2009, 2:20 am, #108683
d*** right they should have special treatment.


SPECIAL FORCES - They mostly come at night. Mostly.


TAGS: special forces mh 53
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by NevadaFlyBoy

Ed-Hyde - September 9, 2009, 8:23 am, #116195
Extra 5 for the Alien reference. Think that's where the line is from.


SPECIALMAN - The generic SuperHero! Faster than something that's really fast! Leaps tall things with relative ease! Not a flying toy!


TAGS: specialman not a flying toy
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Grim R@per

spacedog - January 13, 2010, 7:21 pm, #152686
Nice work Grim R@per.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 3:59 pm, #152648
5! Great one, though...you kinda took the highroad...
GreyScorpion - January 13, 2010, 11:17 am, #152601
Complete with with Kung Fu grip and,.. and,.. and Friday night SpecialMan girlfriend!!


EXACTLY - But at least the Special Olympics don't suck to watch AND pollute the air at the same time...and they're ACTUALLY retards.


TAGS: nascar retards special olympics motorsport cars
Rating: 1.77/5

More motifakes by Akyoyo

dan - October 29, 2008, 5:01 am, #31310
Who is in charge of letting idiots add second captions and ruin Motifakes??? I want to know. I think this one sucks anyways. But still.


ACQUIESCENCE -




MENTORING -


TAGS: special thanks to my mentor agdaniele
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 11:36 pm, #204615
It's insurance.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 11:34 pm, #204614
well, so long as it's for "training" I am willing to work hard to be as good a master as you... Sooo, whats with the $5.00 JC Penny belt?
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 11:27 pm, #204613
Moooo and I have done worse before. I'm amazed we're still here.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 11:24 pm, #204612
"ball gag"? ha! this is going really bad, really fast! I hope the site can handle the damage. lol!
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 11:20 pm, #204611
all I need is a kiwi fruit... an PRESTO! Ball gag!
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 11:18 pm, #204610
lmao!!! next thing will be showing me how versatile my bandanna is
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 11:07 pm, #204607
These? Well... next, we work on the gag reflex.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 11:02 pm, #204605
Oh, I get it now! A strong a** is a protected a**. Genius! now what are you doing with those chopsticks?
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 10:58 pm, #204602
Because, monkeysan... the pole, you'll find, was chrome at one time.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 10:57 pm, #204600
But Sensei, why must I polish this brass pole in your garage with my b***ocks?
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 10:55 pm, #204599
Not usually... but baby, you make 'em work!
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 10:54 pm, #204598
well, pink nylons don't work with Crane... as My Sensei tells me.
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 10:53 pm, #204596
(and I should've taught you crane style, not flamingo)
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 10:52 pm, #204594
You musn't flaunt a vice so casually next time.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 10:50 pm, #204593
(sigh) Is there anything you Mods don't know about me? Can I just have one little secret vice?
rerun - November 26, 2010, 11:37 pm, #204120

we hear a different story
5150monkeylove - November 26, 2010, 11:26 pm, #204119
I refuse to try on a th***, so I say thee nay.
rerun - November 26, 2010, 10:26 pm, #204075

you wear panties?
agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 10:25 pm, #204074
(of course, by "jacket", he meant "panties")
5150monkeylove - November 26, 2010, 10:24 pm, #204071
"Now let me get my camera."
5150monkeylove - November 26, 2010, 10:23 pm, #204070
nah, Aggy is a more modern version...."Take off your jacket"...."now put it on"..."Take it off again"..etc..
GreyScorpion - November 26, 2010, 9:00 pm, #204026
you likey when he put wax on, or rip wax off? 5L
spacedog - November 26, 2010, 5:17 pm, #204002
Shpecial? LOL! 5L


SHORT PLANE -


TAGS: school transport fly special needs
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

djrcreative - February 5, 2012, 12:32 pm, #228937
Yup. Just a li'l bit of Bondo and she'll be good as new. ;)
maoworks2 - February 5, 2012, 12:28 pm, #228936
Body Work Maybe !


CHAMPIONS -


TAGS: special olympics athletics awards
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Sean - April 27, 2009, 8:52 pm, #75987
Now you tell me. I came in fourth.


Do you... -


TAGS: hair special place
Rating: 2.59/5

More motifakes by Arpaleggia

spitfire111 - December 30, 2008, 1:57 am, #47507
Dr. House + joke = extra funny


RUSSIAN SPECIAL FORCES - When exactly is this technique going to be needed?


TAGS: russian special forces
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by ratman

rodangol - March 3, 2012, 4:34 pm, #230568
yes, you must be able to handle your gun in any situation
kekeke - February 26, 2011, 7:58 pm, #213212
Naive American boys.
Pluto516 - August 3, 2010, 9:44 pm, #187618
The technique is used to shoot a bad guy in a crowd of people. Fall to your back and shoot upward through the bad guy.
Faceplant31 - August 2, 2010, 10:03 pm, #187525
I gotta say with as much vodka as they are accustomed to drinking lying on the floor must be second nature for these peeps.
agdaniele - August 2, 2010, 9:30 pm, #187511
Probably doesn't seem too useful on SOCOM, does it?


"SPECIAL" FORCES - Russian SPETNAZ are still recruiting members at the Olympics.... I mean Special Olympics.


TAGS: special olympics
Rating: 1.69/5

More motifakes by Tim Baker

Guest - September 20, 2009, 6:45 pm, #120059
Those are actually members of the Canadian Army
Grimfilth - May 14, 2009, 4:27 pm, #80030
yea lets make jokes about people who could kill and torture thousands without any of us noticing. navy seals, swat, or whatever special force is nothing compared to those masochistic killing machines.


ALL PIMPED OUT - just say "you look nice" (trust me on this)




SPECIAL CAT - Hey how you doin'?




DYSLEXIA -


TAGS: nazi special forces host club i have never watched this anime furor hitler japan kamikazi
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:50 pm, #123595
apparently...
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:43 pm, #123594
I know, but they're in those uniforms and the white is surrounded by red...It's a dead ringer for the Nazi flag. I thought it would be funny to place that picture with that caption...but things didn't go as planned.
Alexis.Chu - October 3, 2009, 12:46 pm, #123583
This kanji means "woman".


SILVERHEART - Your bus is waiting for you


TAGS: silverheart takes the special bus
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Krickit

Silverheart - March 31, 2013, 1:31 am, #244768
Feel the burn... this means war. 5'd & faved!


SISTERS -


TAGS: special bond
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 2, 2012, 3:27 am, #240339
Not my brother...he grew up with 3 sisters...poor buggar never had a chance! Thanks for the suggestion though.... :)....hahaha!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2012, 12:37 pm, #240324
Nice 1 Prissy....the same can be said about brothers.


A Friend of Mine -


TAGS: jose cuervo special
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Krickit - April 17, 2013, 8:38 pm, #245145
I've drank down to the "hospital" level and never gone, but the "exotic dances" is more like the 3rd one from the top. FIVE


I FORGOT ADVERTIZING -


TAGS: internet wonder calendar special purpose
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Greeny

champ99 - February 8, 2012, 5:33 pm, #229133
Nice!
Greeny - February 7, 2012, 7:54 pm, #229091
It was as far North as I could put him, without bumping him into the 'never lands'...
ICEMAN - February 7, 2012, 7:03 pm, #229088
You almost had Mooooooooooooooooo in the proper corner. Just a lil farther north. Heh, heh.
crankyhead - February 7, 2012, 5:09 pm, #229081
hopefully they never 5hut it off.
voodoo3535 - February 7, 2012, 2:48 pm, #229078
Awesome
forseti - February 7, 2012, 2:11 pm, #229076
wow... that was a huge effort.


Seniors -


TAGS: special soup elderly bigger better rerun can nowsee the w
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Silverheart - July 7, 2013, 1:43 pm, #247482
I've always though that alphabet soup was discriminatory against the vision impaired. This is a step in the right direction, but what about the blind? Where's the braille alphabet 5oup?


BEING A MOTIFAKE MODERATOR - It's a special calling.


TAGS: being a motifake moderator it s a special calling
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by MustyK

agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 11:22 pm, #151551
Sunscreen, yes... and Nair.
spacedog - January 9, 2010, 11:20 pm, #151549
Geez, I thought your Mussolini outfit was bad, hope you had sun screen.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 11:16 pm, #151547
I know, I know... pink isn't my color. Sorry, Produce.
Produceman117 - January 9, 2010, 11:14 pm, #151545
*tab
Produceman117 - January 9, 2010, 11:14 pm, #151544
Wow. I'll think twice before clicking the "Latest Comments" *** after seeing this poster. I'm going to go dig my eyes out now...
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 11:12 pm, #151541
San Francisco was nice.


'SPECIAL DELIVERY' - Truckers are generally courteous and strong, pushing the hammer lane along I94, but how many times have we told you.. 'Use The Back Door'..!!


TAGS: trucker crash door peterbilt special
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by hootizz

forseti - July 20, 2010, 8:59 am, #185543
he probably saw the "TWIST"-sign first...


CATS -




SIMPLICITY -


TAGS: special purpose creation existence
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Greeny - November 26, 2011, 8:37 am, #226167
Itchy trigger finger
MPsniper - November 26, 2011, 8:16 am, #226166
now, back to question #1... why did you misspell "place"?


PHYDEAUX DRESS UP DAY - Sometimes a trooper's just gotta... D A N C E ! ! !


TAGS: phydeaux dances on his special day
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by Chef

GreyScorpion - September 3, 2010, 1:18 pm, #192120
go fido, go fido...


THE SPECIAL ED. CLASS FIELD TRIP - wen't very wrong, very quickly




MEMORIES -


TAGS: i hate anniversaries especially this one october 14 2008 the day it all changed rest in peace sarah my angel
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Preacher Man - October 14, 2009, 10:04 pm, #126830
My prayers are with you, for whatever that might be worth to you. Be at peace, as much as you can be.
spacedog - October 14, 2009, 1:15 pm, #126760
BoR take care. Pacifist have a care and check the forums.
Pacifist - October 14, 2009, 12:52 pm, #126752
Who just turned one? Happy birthday!
rockntractor - October 14, 2009, 11:16 am, #126743
May God comfort your heart.
BoneCD - October 14, 2009, 8:01 am, #126716
I'm not good at this Brit, but my wife and I offer our most heart felt sympathies on this day my friend.
LogicDude - October 14, 2009, 7:13 am, #126709
My heart and prayers still go out to you on this Briton; may your loving and happy memories of Sarah bring you at least some comfort on this day of remembrance. 5 Heartbroken Lions My Friend.


CTHULU SPECIAL OPS - Screw your Raptor Airforce. I have Cthulu Special Ops


TAGS: cthulu special ops
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by CleverUserName

CleverUserName - May 23, 2011, 1:28 am, #218931
This is my first step into Motifaking (unfortunately). I've gotten better sense then.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 3:22 pm, #178227
TTH - this is sort of like why they HAD to let Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi speak at the UN... until you do, nobody has proof that he shouldn't be talking at the UN.
TheTrashHeap - May 29, 2010, 9:12 am, #178203
Just the senseless posters lacking funny and not de-motivational. what ever happened to making real motifakes?
Bartimaeus - May 28, 2010, 11:59 pm, #178200
let what end? Am I missing something? This isolated comment with no context has sparked my curiosity...
TheTrashHeap - May 28, 2010, 11:32 pm, #178199
Please let it end.


SPECIAL OLYMPICS - Where football recruits 95% of its players.




Special Snowflakes -


TAGS: special snowflake self esteem education
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 21, 2013, 5:25 pm, #251112
Exactly what I've been saying for the past 15 years. Amen! 5L


ARTISTS -


TAGS: artists drown snobs special hammy
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - January 22, 2013, 5:22 pm, #242745
The apex predator I am.
ughomer - January 22, 2013, 1:43 pm, #242730
Hammy strikes again!
Hawamleh - January 22, 2013, 12:10 pm, #242725
Why thank you :D
GaryO - January 21, 2013, 8:54 pm, #242707
Easy 5L Hammy. Extremely nice work.
Silverheart - January 21, 2013, 5:15 pm, #242697
Oooh, I see what you did there. Brilliant, 5Ls.


THE SECRET PLAN OF THE MODS - FIRST MOTIFAKE THEN THE INTERWEBS THEN THE WORLD!


TAGS: especially aggy you really cant trust that drunk and watch out for rs cause he s sneaky and reruns bad spelling is a false front for a criminal mastermind and don t even get me started on toc
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:13 am, #172946
We live in hard knocks we don't take over we bomb sites... burn 'em down, and you can have ‘em back...


You -




I'LL MAKE YOU A DRINK ALRIGHT -




THE $99 COVERS BRAKE PADS ONLY - you need new calipers and rotors should be around $732 out the door just sign here


TAGS: 99 brake special my ass
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Airman

ICEMAN - March 10, 2010, 11:26 pm, #163819
Classic. Well done Airman. 5


A big ball of fusion -




MECHAMOTIFAKER - Programmed for maximum irony capable of downloading at lightning speed but compelled to perfection




MR. MOTIFAKE... ORIGINS - From an early age he knew he was different... Demotivation would be his path!




DON'T WORRY... - That's just Bunny singing "With or Without You" again.


TAGS: special thanks to logicdude for the perfect caption
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 9:07 pm, #121222
Although it's a dream job for sure, there is no way an irish lass would ever poison or otherwise defile a Guinness.
LogicDude - September 23, 2009, 11:39 am, #121111
I think I may need someone to taste my Guinness until she gets over this just to make certain she didn't put something in it...can't use Aggy, he'd "taste" the entire stock...wait, who CAN I trust in this place? A 5er for sure Briton!
BoneCD - September 23, 2009, 9:01 am, #121080
Somebody get on the BonoPhono and tell her to stop that...Sean's cats are screaming!


ASIAN WOMEN -


TAGS: not so special
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by culos

rerun - December 2, 2009, 9:59 am, #141780

she is one of my escapees....
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 9:41 am, #141776
For one, that one's a Zombie Asian Chick - note how she doesn't need your brains to survive but has adapted to smoked turkey drumsticks? That's gotta be golden all by itself, amirite?


PIMPED OUT TOILET -




SUFFERING -


TAGS: sincere thanks to all and especially mr m for hosting
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

spacedog - August 2, 2012, 8:00 pm, #237993
Great posters today everyone. I needed a pick me up. Thanks all.
Rking - November 3, 2009, 12:11 am, #133699
thats me right now (its 5.15 am here) im gunna hit the hay but expect me to return another day
agdaniele - November 3, 2009, 12:09 am, #133696
LMAO! No.... that's me without Guinness.
spacedog - November 3, 2009, 12:07 am, #133695
It looks like agdaniele was the only one that didn't pass out. Was he nursing his Guinness?
MrRandom - November 3, 2009, 12:03 am, #133690
Only goes to prove that we need to get a liver transplant.
agdaniele - November 3, 2009, 12:02 am, #133689
That which does not kill us...
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 6:36 pm, #133501
Thanks for the kind sentiment, but some of mine, if I sh**, dismembered, cannibalized and defecated the d*** things, it would be too merciful.
MO - November 2, 2009, 6:15 pm, #133490
Yeah, but you really know how to slap 'em together nowadays. Wish Mr. M would let us delete more.....I've got some tunnels, and even one that I didn't make in my portfolio. I do like the idea of a burial ground though. Maybe a "recycle bin"
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 6:11 pm, #133487
True dat, Mo! There should be a burial grounds for old Moti's. Kind of an Amityville Horror, because that's how I feel every time someone looks at one of mine...
MO - November 2, 2009, 6:02 pm, #133483
We've suffered enough for you!! (xd, lol, jk) 5 no-doze!!


HOODIE -




HANDICAPPED PARKING -




FORD - Good Enough For FDR, Its Good Enough For Me




SPECIAL CHILD -


TAGS: special
Rating: 2.58/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

Derek - January 25, 2010, 4:46 pm, #154402
Heheh, nice stinger


NOT SPECIAL OPS - These guys aren't Special Ops They're from the 2nd Infantry Division


TAGS: military spec ops special ops
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by KingMarty

Matters_Not - December 21, 2008, 12:28 am, #45783
hahahaha.........ya gotta love civillians.


SPECIALIZED LABOR ORIENTED PERSONALIZED ELECTRONIC SUPPORT -


TAGS: specialized labor oriented personalized electronic support
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

GreyScorpion - March 17, 2010, 8:23 am, #165305
I thought it stuck its toe in the frigid waters of racial slurs
Treehodger - March 17, 2010, 2:25 am, #165299
Well if you guys watched Big O: Abridged, you would get the joke! Hahaha. I thought it was clever...


BLOCKED ACCESS - You're access has been blocked by Special Cat




Karmic Justice -


TAGS: calendar carsh very special delivery
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

Silverheart - March 12, 2015, 7:00 am, #260357
I ordered a couple big ticket items the other day (my birthday in a few days) through Best Buy, Fed Ex delivering. Got home from work and saw small package about 12 feet from the door. They couldn't even set it down AT THE DOOR, let alone ring the bell.
concern3 - March 12, 2015, 5:19 am, #260355
nice 5er


every other couple -




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